about chelsea iovino, tarot reader, poodles lover,

This is more of a manifesto than a bio-

Like all good Italian-American witches, I grew up in a proper NYC, superstitious, but very roman-catholic, very large, family. I often ponder in amazement  to the number of  humans that lived and died to create my one, giant, boisterous, lovable family.

I have experienced the supernatural most of my life. I’ve been seeing and communicating with the spirit world and what not, since I was a child.

I started reading Tarot professionally about twelve years ago. I am more of a psychic reader than not. I read Tarot intuitively, and it is impossible for me to do a reading without considering astrology.

I am as pragmatic and no nonsense as I am woo-woo and mystical.

I’m really a rather thin, preppy style person, that somehow got trapped in a chubby, punk rock, rebellious, style person.

“It’s better to regret something you have done than something you haven’t.”

When we reach the end, all of our stuff doesn’t matter. Your relationships with other humans are really the most important thing.

(Your stuff ends up in a box at the thrift store.)

So, burn all the candles, use up all the bubble bath. Wear everything and share it all while you can. Don’t wait till later, there is only NOW!

Reconcile your family relationships before it’s too late. You are part of each other’s personal mythology. It’s weird cosmic, stardust stuff…. Try and figure it out, before you’re all dead.

My/your ego can be a death star, causing massive destruction. I/we must use the “force” and keep it in check.

The sky is amazing. Everyone should look up more….. be a sky gazer. A cloud lover.

I’m a Scorpio Rising, Taurus Sun, and Aquarius Moon, and I truly believe your natal chart is your personal user manual: a powerful tool for self-awareness, and growth.

I have, finally…. become a master of autonomy.

Although yesterday walking around New York City by myself I felt like Carrie Bradshaw wandering around Paris, she realizes nothing is really that great unless you have people to share it with. Find your tribe.

It is most definitely easier to stay, listen, apologize and love, than to leave, ignore, hold a grudge and hate. Just say your sorry…

I’m a big fan of GRATITUDE - be grateful for everything….the good stuff and the bad stuff.

Being motivated out of FEAR, usually turns everything to SHIT. Motivating from LOVE, joy or compassion usually nets BETTER results.

(However sometimes life is scary and unfair so this can be hard to maintain, again use the FORCE.)

Besides poodles, I love dark chocolate, anything cashmere, birds and their feathers, TINSEL, glitter and pom-poms. I love embroidered textiles from faraway places, and the smell of old books. I adore chonky cats (especially tuxedos’), art, beautiful typography, and lush houseplants.

I appreciate and marvel at unwavering loyalty and momentous truths.

I ultimately want to be successful, so that I can help other people be successful. Because what is in the one, is in the whole.

If you made it this far, you deserve a discount on your next reading

WOOHOO!!